跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米\\\/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
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急求英语课前三分钟的演讲稿
写一点笑话或者学习之类的
I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately. The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. What happened? she asked. You used to walk straight before we were married. Oh, honey, he replied, I can't drink that much every day.不能让他跑了 一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。
她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。
哇
她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。
因此他们立刻结婚了。
第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。
她深感不安。
“你怎么了
”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。
” “哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。
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跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
一首英语小诗可以不。
Work like you don't need the money. 去爱吧，就像不曾受过伤一样， 跳舞吧，就像没有人欣赏一样， 唱歌吧，就像没有任何人聆听一样， 工作吧，就像不需要钱一样， 生活吧，就像今天是末日一样 > Love like you've never been hurt. > Dance like nobody's watching. > Sing like nobody's listening. > Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
三分钟幽默演讲稿英语
三 Expensive Price Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction. Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office. 昂贵的 牙科医生：起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔我得收二十五美元 母亲：二十五美元
可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀
牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了
求搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟左右
Tom and John are exchanging ideas.They are very good friends,yet they have never met.So how do they become friends? By computer! Now the Internet is being used by busnesses,governments and students.In fact,the Internet anyone can use it if his or her computer is connected to it. They can use the Internet to send the emails.Tom and John become friends because they both like the same music.They sent letters to the news group on the Internet where the can discuss it. They find than they have many things in common. 汤姆和约翰在交换意见。
他们是很好的朋友，但是他们从来没有见过面。
那么他们是怎么成为朋友的呢
通过电脑
现在网络被公司，政府和学生们使用。
实际上只要电脑连接在网络上，任何人都可以使用它。
他们可以用它来发送电子邮件。
汤姆和约翰成为朋友是因为他们喜欢同样的歌曲。
他们把邮件发送到网络上的新闻中心，在那里他们可以讨论。
他们发现他们有很多相同的地方。
英文课前演讲。
三分钟左右，哲理故事或者笑话都可以
Who's More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down. 谁更有礼貌
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。
瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。
但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。
英语三分钟演讲稿，大约150的字数。
关于幽默、励志。
最好带翻译。
急
People and animals get alongIn colorful in nature, life with two perfect biological, one kind is human, another kind is the animals. Although they are creatures, but they never could get together and for humans to kill animals. But wild animals in zoos but it can and human be together.Say first peacock garden! Walked into a peacock garden, the garden in joyful play the peacock. Some are ramping and children; Some are issued by food; eat children And in the shade of a... I can't wait to buy a pack feed, also to feed the peacock. I thought the peacock certain will frighten is everywhere disorderly jump. But, it moves have made me by surprise: it's still standing there, sometimes put neck to eat the food on my hand. It shows what, shows where the animals can and human get along. Suddenly, I feed the peacock tail! It in the crowd, raise head, walked slowly as if in said: see, I am much more beautiful! Many people are surrounded by come, can peacocks renkai, let humans look at the screen. It shows where the animals can and human harmony!Soon, I arrived at again and tiger photos area. Where the tiger dorigo have to stare at me, that my whole body straight risked bean big sweat. I walk to the tiger cowardly, put his hand on the side of the body, the tiger tiger was lying motionless, put his hand on my shoulder, like a pair of good elder brothers... It shows where the animals can and human harmony!After the activity, let me know the human must and animal harmony!
英语励志演讲稿，带翻译，三分钟左右，不要太长
Pain past is pleasure.过去的痛苦即快乐。
All things are difficult before they are easy.凡事必先难后易。
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.心之所愿，无事不成。
Where there is life, there is hope.有生命必有希望。
I feel strongly that I can make it.我坚信我一定能成功。
Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。
The shortest answer is doing.最简短的回答就是行动。
Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more.成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。
（凡事比别人多一点点
多一点努力，多一点自律，多一点实践，多一点疯狂。
多一点点就能创造奇迹
） DEFINITION OF CRAZINESS Crazy stands for the human spirit of transcending oneself. It stands for the single-minded pursuit of dreams. It stands for the total devotion to your work. It stands for the passion of commitment to reach the goal. Once you have this craziness, you can achieve anything you want. Let alone learning English!疯狂的定义疯狂代表着人类超越自我的精神，代表着对理想的执着追求，代表着对事业忘我的全情投入，代表着不达目的绝不罢休的激情。
人一旦有了这种疯狂，做任何事都可以成功，何况攻克英语
ALWAYS HAVE A DREAM Forget about the days when it's been cloudy, But don't forget your hours in the sun. Forget about the times you've been defeated, But don't forget the victories you've won. Forget about the misfortunes you've encountered, But don't forget the times your luck has turned. Forget about the days when you've been lonely, But don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen. Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out right, But don't forget to always have a dream.永不放弃梦想忘掉你的失意日子，但不要忘记黄金的时光。
忘掉你的一次次失败，但不要忘记你夺取的胜利。
忘掉你遭遇的不幸，但不要忘记你的时来运转。
忘掉你的孤独日子，但不要忘记你得到的友善的微笑。
忘掉你没有得以顺利实施的计划，但不要放弃你的梦想。
李阳的励志名言打击我吧
伤害我吧
折磨我吧
侮辱我吧
冤枉我吧
迫害我吧
Attack me! Hurt me! Torture me! Humiliate me! Mistreat me! Persecute me!让暴风雨都来吧
让我付出代价
让我心态归零
你使我兴奋
你使我斗志昂扬
你使我咬牙切齿
Let storms rage against me! Let me pay the price! Let me hit rock bottom! You excite me! You fill me with the spirit to fight! You make me grind my teeth!你使我百折不挠
你使我脱胎换骨
你使我变得更坚强
你使我成为真正的人
你是我最幸福的回忆
你是我终生感激的恩人
我不是人，我要重塑人的尊严
You make me determined! You make my completely reshape myself! You make me stronger! You make me a real man! You are my most joyful memory! I owe you all my life! I'm not human. I want to rebuild my dignity and honor. I want to reshape my life.特别赠言：让我们牺牲一些娱乐的时间、牺牲一些无聊的时间、牺牲一些闲聊的时间、牺牲一些为自己的穿着打扮苦恼的时间、牺牲一些思考如何吃的时间、牺牲一些打麻将的时间
让我们多一些反思自我、改造自我的时间
人一生总要成就一些事情
说一口流利的英语就是一件非常值得做的事，而且是一定可以做好的事
从中找到自己的快乐吧
找到自己的信心吧
找到自己的价值吧
找到奋斗的快感吧
找到克服重重困难的幸福吧
我只要有三顿饭吃，我就感到无比幸福和满足，我将不会再去考虑其它的东西
我只有一个心思：一定要讲一口流利的英语
我就不信我做不到
在这种状态下，你肯定成功
你肯定会拥有一切你需要的东西，你想拒绝都没有办法
你想庸俗都没有选择
成功、名誉、财富
一切都随之而来
而那些天天在想他们自己未来需求的人，最终也只能白日做梦，越做越远
让我们将我们的欲望集中在一个地方，那就是早日攻克英语
一旦成功，你的人生历史一定会重写
