跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米\\\/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
你说呢
我是初一英语生，想要个英语演讲稿或小短文，小故事，单词不要太难，100字左右
一首英语小诗可以不。
Work like you don't need the money. 去爱吧，就像不曾受过伤一样， 跳舞吧，就像没有人欣赏一样， 唱歌吧，就像没有任何人聆听一样， 工作吧，就像不需要钱一样， 生活吧，就像今天是末日一样 > Love like you've never been hurt. > Dance like nobody's watching. > Sing like nobody's listening. > Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
适合初一的英语小故事
演讲1～2分钟的，带翻译
谢谢
Talking clock 会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那个大铜锣和锤子是干用的
”他的一个朋友问他。
“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。
“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。
“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。
突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴
现在是凌晨两点钟了
”A GOVERNOR visiting a State prison was implored by a Convict to pardon him. What are you in for? asked the Governor. I held a high office, the Convict humbly replied, and sold subordinate appointments. Then I decline to interfere, said the Governor, with asperity; a man who abuses his office by making it serve a private end and purvey a personal advantage is unfit to be free. By the way, Mr. Warden, he added to that official, as the Convict slunk away, in appointing you to this position, I was given to understand that your friends could make the Shikane county delegation to the next State convention solid for - for the present Administration. Was I rightly informed? You were, sir. Very well, then, I will bid you good-day. Please be so good as to appoint my nephew Night Chaplain and Reminder of Mothers and Sisters.
英语2分钟小故事演讲稿带翻译
这篇我很喜欢也很短。
Good ByeDuring the Second World War, the tiny country of Holland was conquered by Germany. The government-in-exile of Holland set up its headquarters in London.The Premier of Holland, who had seldom gone abroad, could hardly speak English. So one day, when British Prime Minister Churchill met with him, he stretched out his hand and said warmly,“Good-bye!”Smiling with pleasure, Churchill answered,“I really wish all political interviews were so brief and hitting the mark.”
