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《60分钟时事杂志》是美国CBS电视台的电视新闻节目，主要内容有事件调查、人物访谈、特别节目、人物概评等，今年38岁了。
Andy Rooney是主持人之一，老顽童，智慧老人，几十年来，他的幽默段子都是节目的注册商标。
求Jack London，Sophocles，Andy Rooney的中文反应。
，，安迪鲁尼
有哪些关于孤独的名言，句子或语录
关于孤独的名言1、如果你独自一人时感到孤独，就说明你没有把自己陪好。
2、若寻红尘无知音，不如隐形自孤独。
3、真正进步的人决不以孤独、进步为己足，必须负起责任，使大家都进步，至少使周围的人都进步。
邹韬奋4、一个人没有朋友固然寂寞，但如果忙得没有机会面对自己，可能更加孤独。
罗兹5、一个人的状态挺好的，想看书了就看书，累了就睡觉，想吃啥就吃啥，不想联系谁就自己安静一阵，出去旅行或是宅在家怎么都好。
对爱情最好还是保持点儿洁癖，不要随便开始，不要急着妥协，真正值得的东西都不会那么轻易。
珍惜还可以单身的日子吧，不介意孤独，比爱你舒服。
6、父爱如山，它没有修饰，没有言语，却始终耸立在你的生命之源，伴随着你走过每一条坎坷而孤独的路程7、我孤独的坐在茶馆里，雪还在漫天飞舞着，茶馆依旧，座位依旧，心情也不在依旧了茶仍然发着淡淡的清香，香气在我的身边环绕着，我向对面的座位看了看举起了那杯友谊深茶，微笑着，轻轻的道了声：朋友，珍重
8、据说每一个名牌都藏着一个孤独的灵魂，在我看来每一件东西都装着一份感情。
9、听到没有，我身体中亿万个细胞都在感谢你，感谢你带给我的温暖，让我在这个冬天不会寒冷，感谢你带给我的幸福，让我在这一生不会孤独，我爱你
有关计算机的名言
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” - Pablo Picasso 计算机没有什么用处。
它们唯一能做的就是告诉你答案。
－－Pablo Picasso “Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.” - Zalman Stern 分布式文件系统是一场残忍的骗局。
－－Zalman Stern “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.” - Mitch Ratcliffe 人类有史以来的所有发明中－－也许不包括手枪或龙舌兰酒－－计算机是让你犯错误最多最快的。
－－Mitch Ratcliffe “Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.” - Andy Rooney 计算机使很多事情更容易做到，但其中大部分并不是必需。
－－Andy Rooney “Computers do not solve problems, they execute solutions” - Laurent Gasser 计算机并不解决问题，它们只是执行解决方案。
－－Laurent Gasser “Large increases in cost with questionable increases in performance can be tolerated only in race horses and women.” - Lord Kelvin 如果大幅增加费用换来的只是性能可疑的提升，这种情况仅仅出现在赛马和女人身上才是让人可以容忍的。
－－Lord Kelvin “Memory is like an orgasm. It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it.” - Seymore Cray (on virtual memory) 内存就象性高潮。
不作假会好一点。
－－Seymore Cray (对虚拟内存的评价) “Software Engineering is that part of Computer Science which is too difficult for the Computer Scientist.” - F. L. Bauer 所谓软件工程就是指计算机科学中对计算机科学家来说太难的那一部分。
－－F. L. Bauer “Base eight is just like base ten really, if you’re missing two fingers” - Tom Lehrer 八进制和十进制其实也差不多，如果你少了两根手指头的话。
－－Tom Lehrer “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don’t.” “There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.” 这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解二进制的，有些则不懂。
这个世界上有 10 种人，其中有些是能理解三进制的，有些不懂，有些则把它和二进制弄混淆了。
“If you torture the data enough, it will confess” - Ronald Coase 如果你拷问数据到一定程度，它自然会坦白的。
－－Ronald Coase “As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error” - Weisert 据我们所知，我们的计算机还没有未被检验出的错误。
－－Weisert “If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.” 如果你交给某人一个程序，你将折磨他一整天；如果你教某人如何编写程序，你将折磨他一辈子。
“Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.” - Dick Brandon 文档就如同“性爱”，当它好的时候，简直美妙得无与伦比；当它糟糕的时候，又糟得一塌糊涂。
－－Dick Brandon “Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” - Michael Sinz 编程就好比“性爱”，一个错误就能让你一辈子不得安宁。
－－Michael Sinz “Perfection is achieved not when you have nothing more to add, but when you have nothing left to take away.” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery 无一分可增不叫完美，无一分可减才是。
－－Antoine de Saint-Exupery “Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.” - Fred Brooks 爱因斯坦经常说必定存在对自然的简单解释，因为“上帝”不（应）是反复无常或独断专行的。
软件工程师可没有这样的信念作安慰。
－－Fred Brooks “Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.” - Dave Platt 管理一堆高级程序员就象放牧一群猫。
－－Dave Platt “If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.” - Norm Schryer 倘若代码和注释不一致，那么很可能两者都是错的。
－－Norm Schryer “If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.” - Alan J. Perlis 如果你的计算机说英语，那么它很可能是日本造的。
－－Alan J. Perlis “\\\/* You are not expected to understand this *\\\/” - comment in the context-switching code of the V6 Unix kernel 这一句比较让人郁闷，还是不翻译出来的好：） －－V6 UNIX kernel的context switching代码中的注释 “The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance” - Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory 随机数的产生实在太重要了，不能够让它由偶然性来决定。
－－Robert R. Coveyou, Oak Ridge National Laboratory “Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.” - Ralph Johnson 在软件可重用之前先得可使用。
－－Ralph Johnson “To err is human, but for a real disaster you need a computer.” 人的过失会带来错误，但要制造真正的灾难还得用计算机。
“Error, keyboard not found - press F1 to continue.” - BIOS system message 错误，没有发现键盘 － 按 F1 键继续。
－－BIOS系统的提示信息 “When all else fails, read the instructions.” - L. Iasellio 走投无路时再去阅读说明。
－－L. Iasellio “The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.” - Linus Torvalds PowerPC的内存管理可以用来吓唬小孩子。
－－Linus Torvalds “Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.” - Steve Wozniak 永远不要信任那些你无法将其抛出窗外的电脑。
－－Steve Wozniak “The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.” - Nathaniel Borenstein 许多专家认为，导致世界毁灭最可能的原因是意外事件。
那正是我们在做的；我们是计算机专业人士，我们正在制造意外事件。
－－Nathaniel Borenstein “The disadvantage of working over networks is that you can’t so easily go into someone else’s office and rip their bloody heart out” - Jim McDonald 将网络引入工作后的缺点是，走进某人的办公室并将他剥皮拆骨远不如以前那么方便了。
－－Jim McDonald “I invented it, Bill made it famous” - David Bradley (wrote the code for Ctrl-Alt-Delete on the IBM PC) 我创造了它，比尔则让它声名远扬 －－David Bradley (他在 IBM PC 上写出 Ctrl-Alt-Delete 的相关代码) “Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.” UNIX 是很友好的，只不过它结交朋友时很有选择性。
“Welcome to DALNet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the teenage girls are undercover FBI Agents!” - DALNet IRC Welcome Message 欢迎来到 DALNet
在这里“男性”都是男性，“女性”也是男性假扮的，而“十几岁的女孩子”都是 FBI 密探
副歌部分是听上去像是you you are die，you you are di e的英文歌
Too Soon To Say Goodbye--Gareth Gates空间进不去.不过应该是这首蛮好听的
关于人的英文名言
名人名言——人性与道德 法律The proper function of man is to live, but not to exist. 人应该生活，而非单纯生存。
——Jack London Conquer fear of death and you are put into possession of your life. 战胜对死亡的恐惧才能真正享受生命。
——G.Meredith He that is once born, once must die. 有生必有死。
——Herbert There is a time to speak and a time to be silent. 该说话时说话，该沉默时沉默。
——Caxton If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. 如果你独自一人时笑了，那是真心的笑。
——Andy Rooney The worst bankrupt is the person who has lost his enthusiasm. 最惨的破产就是丧失自己的热情。
——H.W.Arnold The fox changes his skin but not his habits. 江山易改，本性难移。
——Suetonius People with tact have less to retract. 智者悔少。
——Arnold Glasgow The man who has never made a mistake will never make anything else. 从不犯错的人将一事无成。
——G.B.Shaw A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth. 一个骗子即使在说真话时，旁人也不会相信。
——Aesop What is a man's first duty? the answer is brief: To be himself. 一个人的首要职责是什么
很简单：做自己。
——Henrik Ibsen If people would dare to speak to one another unreservedly, there would be a good deal less sorrow in the world a hundred years hence. 如果人们敢于互相推心置腹地讲出心里话，一百年后世界将会减少许多痛苦。
——Samuel Butler Passion, though a bad regulator, is a powerful spring. 激情虽难以驾驭，却是种强大的动力。
——Emerson Every man desires to live long, but no man would be old. 人人都希望长寿，但没人愿意变老。
——Jonathan Swift The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. 最严重的错误莫过于不觉得自己有任何错误。
——Thomas Carlyle A beautiful form is better than a beautiful face; a beautiful behavior than a beautiful form. 美丽的外形胜于美丽的脸蛋，美丽的举止胜于美丽的外形。
——Emerson People want to know how much you care before they care how much you know. 人们首先想知道你在乎多少，然后才在乎你知道多少。
——James Hind There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. 有许多人错将他们的想象当做记忆。
——Josh Billings To err is human, to forgive, divine. 人皆犯错，你能原谅别人，你就是圣人。
——Pope What we all tend to complain about most in other people are those things we don't like about ourselves. 在别人身上我们抱怨最多的东西往往也是我们自身中自己也不喜欢的东西。
——William Wharton The miracle is this-the more we share, the more we have. 神奇的是我们分享的越多，我们拥有的也越多。
——Leonard Nimoy Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. 一无所求的人是幸福的，因为他永远也不会失望。
——Pope There is a limit at which forbearance ceases to be a virtue. 忍耐超过了一定的限度便不再是美德了。
——Edmund Burke He who loses wealth loses much; he who loses a friend loses more; but he who loses courage loses all. 失去财产的人损失很大，失去朋友的人损失更多，而失去勇气的人则失去一切。
——Cervantes The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. 最严重的错误莫过于不觉得自己有任何错误。
——Thomas Carlyle Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess it becomes foolishness. 乐观是种优秀品质，但如过分乐观就是愚蠢了。
——Theodore Roosevelt It's the nature of folly to see the faults of others and forget his own. 愚蠢的人之所以蠢在于他们只看到别人的缺点而对自己的视而不见。
——Cicero Fools admire, but men of sense approve. 傻瓜才仰慕别人，而有见识的人赞赏别人。
——Pope Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor. 知足使贫穷的人富有；而贪婪使富足的人贫穷。
——Benjamin Franklin A beautiful form is better than a beautiful face; a beautiful behavior than a beautiful form. 美丽的外形胜于美丽的脸蛋，美丽的举止胜于美丽的外形。
——Emerson Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. 信任别人，别人才会对你忠诚；尊敬别人，别人才显示其可敬之处。
——Emerson It is easy to perform a good action, but not easy to acquire a settled habit of performing such actions. 做一件好事并不难，难的是养成一种做好事的习惯。
——Aristotle
关于微笑的英语名言
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. ----Anonymous 没有什么比一个人发现什么东西可笑更能表现他的性格。
---无名 Nobody ever died of laughter. ----Max.Beerbohm 没人曾经笑死。
----马克西米连。
比尔伯姆 Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ----Victor Borge 笑是两个人之间最短的距离。
----维克托。
伯盖 The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed. -----Sebastian R.N.Chamfort 最浪费的日子是没有笑声的日子。
---塞巴斯蒂安。
查姆福特 If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. ---Edward W.Howe 如果你不学会在麻烦时笑，当你变老时，你不会对任何东西笑。
---爱徳华。
豪 Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs; He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ----Nietzsche 也许我知道为什么人在孤独时笑：他独自受苦良深，他不的不发明笑。
---尼采 The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. ---Mark Twain 人类确有一件有效武器，那就是笑。
---马克。
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