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跪求老友记\\\/六人行Friends的第三季第九集台词剧本
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Friends中那一集最搞笑
Friends中第五季第14集最搞笑超级爆笑~~~~~~~以下是本集的中英文台词~~~~~~~~~~100:00:03,503 --> 00:00:07,064你们看，丑裸男在收拾东西Guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy's putting stuff in boxes.200:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,440看样子我们的裸友要搬家了I'd say our naked buddy is moving.300:00:13,747 --> 00:00:17,513讽刺的是大部分的箱子都标示着“衣服”Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled Clothes.400:00:18,818 --> 00:00:21,116我会怀念那个大屁股的I'm going to miss that big old squishy butt.500:00:21,454 --> 00:00:24,582鸡肉炒饭没了And we're done with the chicken fried rice.600:00:25,992 --> 00:00:28,961如果他要搬走我可以去把那里租下来If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!700:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,758好主意跟你们遥遥相对多好玩啊It would be so cool to live across from you guys.800:00:33,066 --> 00:00:35,125那我们就可以玩电话游戏We could do that telephone thing...900:00:35,435 --> 00:00:37,960你一个罐子，我们一个罐子中间有一条线...where you have a can, we have a can...1000:00:38,204 --> 00:00:40,399或者中间有一条线...and it's connected by a string.1100:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,972或者我们也可以打真的电话Or we could do the actual telephone thing.1200:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,547糟糕，他的第三点就到胶带了He's got packing tape stuck to where you really don't want it.1300:00:50,750 --> 00:00:53,913快撕掉啊，肥仔Get it off, fat man! Get it off!1400:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,945糟糕，他想慢慢撕下来Oh, no, he's trying to pull it off slowly.1500:00:57,157 --> 00:01:02,288相信我，撕胶带一定要快狠准Take it from me, if you're gonna pull tape off yourself, it's gotta be in one quick motion.1600:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,190就像那样Like that.1700:01:04,831 --> 00:01:07,994老友记 Friends S05E14 The One Where Everyone Finds Out2000:01:51,277 --> 00:01:54,246天哪，我爱死这层公寓了Oh, my God. I love this apartment!2100:01:54,514 --> 00:01:55,811很完美吧?Isn't it perfect?2200:01:56,049 --> 00:01:59,610我居然没发现这里有这么棒I can't believe I never realized how great it is!2300:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,479因为你的目光会马上移到丑裸男身上Because your eye goes to the big naked man.2400:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,154太棒了It's amazing!2500:02:05,425 --> 00:02:08,394你最好赶快去申请否则我会抢先Hurry up with an application, or I'll beat you to it.2600:02:13,600 --> 00:02:17,127没想到会有这一天我要去用丑裸男的厕所了Well, I'm going to use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom.2700:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,940你看，是莫妮卡和钱德Look! There's Monica and Chandler.2800:02:25,645 --> 00:02:27,374喂，你们好，喂Hey, you guys!2900:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,449钱德和莫妮卡!Chandler and Monica!3000:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,891天哪Oh, my God!3100:02:45,231 --> 00:02:46,198我要瞎了! 我要瞎了Oh, my eyes!3200:02:46,466 --> 00:02:47,490我要瞎了! 我要瞎了My eyes!3300:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,560没事的It's okay!3400:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,771不! 他们搞在一起我知道，我知道- They're doing it! - I know!3500:02:53,006 --> 00:02:54,940我知道．你知道?- I know! - You know?3600:02:55,275 --> 00:02:59,075对，我知道，乔伊也知道．但罗斯不知道 所以你别再叫了Yes, I know it. Joey knows, but Ross doesn't, so stop screaming!3700:02:59,612 --> 00:03:00,670怎么了?What's going on?3800:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,081怎么了? 没事- What? - Nothing!3900:03:05,351 --> 00:03:08,286我们只是好兴奋你要搬来这里We are so excited that you'll get this apartment!4000:03:08,888 --> 00:03:09,855这里的确很棒Looks really good.4100:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,920这里的确很棒Looks pretty good!4200:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,081快过来啊Get in here! Come on!4300:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,734你是说每次莫妮卡和钱德You mean whenever Monica and Chandler...4400:03:24,971 --> 00:03:28,099去洗衣服或买东西或…...were doing laundry or going grocery shopping?4500:03:28,374 --> 00:03:31,434她每次跟伤心的琳达讲电话The time Monica spent on the phone with Linda from camp?4600:03:31,711 --> 00:03:34,009嘿咻，嘿咻，色情电话Doing it, doing it, phone, doing it.4700:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,775真不敢相信I can't believe it!4800:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,449真是太好了…对男方来说I think it's great. For him.4900:03:39,752 --> 00:03:41,219女方可以有更好的对象She could do better.5000:03:43,323 --> 00:03:44,290你们好Hey, you guys.5100:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,751乔伊，快过来Come here!5200:03:46,159 --> 00:03:48,286菲比发现莫妮卡和钱德的事了Phoebe found out about Monica and Chandler.5300:03:48,628 --> 00:03:51,062就是他们是朋友，如此而己?You mean how they're friends and nothing more?5400:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,866不，乔伊，她知道了Joey, she knows.5500:03:55,134 --> 00:03:58,194我们刚才在丑裸男的公寓看到他们隔着窗户在做We saw them doing it through the window.5600:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,337应该说是靠着窗户在做Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.5700:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,135我们看到他们私通We saw them fornicating.5800:04:08,815 --> 00:04:12,148他们知道你知道但是不知道瑞秋知道?So they know you know, and they don't know that Rachel knows?5900:04:12,385 --> 00:04:15,411对，但现在这些都不重要了Yes, but it doesn't matter who knows what.6000:04:15,989 --> 00:04:19,117我们有三个人知道就可以告诉他们了Now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know.6100:04:19,392 --> 00:04:22,327我再也不必说谎保密了All the lying and the secrets will finally be over.6200:04:22,662 --> 00:04:26,325或者我们也可以不告诉他们自己来找点乐子Or, we could not tell them we know, and have a little fun.6300:04:28,501 --> 00:04:29,559什么意思?What do you mean?6400:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,704譬如每次他们说要洗衣服我们就给他们一堆衣服洗If they say they are doing laundry, we'll give them laundry to do.6500:04:35,575 --> 00:04:37,566我喜欢I would enjoy that.6600:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,304不，你知道怎样更好玩? 告诉他们You know what would be even more fun? Telling them.6700:04:42,515 --> 00:04:45,313听起来不好玩 那就让它变好玩- That doesn't sound like fun. - So we'll make it fun.6800:04:45,518 --> 00:04:48,510我们可以学理发店四重唱We'll do it like a barbershop quartet!6900:04:48,721 --> 00:04:51,781我们知道…We know, we know, we know7000:04:54,494 --> 00:04:56,428不，我想照菲比的做法No, I want to do Phoebe's thing.7100:04:56,663 --> 00:04:57,630我没办法再…I can't take...7200:04:57,830 --> 00:05:01,425你只要别说我们知道就行了You don't have to do anything. Just don't tell them we know.7300:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,397不要，我没办法再保密了I can't take anymore secrets.7400:05:03,670 --> 00:05:06,833我有你们的秘密，他们的秘密还有我自己的秘密I got your secrets, their secrets, secrets of my own.7500:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,505你才没有秘密You don't have any secrets.7600:05:11,711 --> 00:05:15,306是吗? 你就不知道我有个企鹅抱枕叫抱宝Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.7700:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,122所以…我们要怎么要他们?How are we going to mess with them?7800:05:24,590 --> 00:05:27,058你可以利用室友的身分You could use your position as the roommate.7900:05:27,327 --> 00:05:30,888我就运用我最大的本钱And I would use the strongest tool at my disposal.8000:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,824我的性感My sexuality.8100:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,594孩子们Hello, children.8200:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,198仔细看，学着点别吃我的饼干Watch. Learn. And don't eat my cookie.8300:05:44,043 --> 00:05:46,443你穿这件外套真好看That jacket looks great on you.8400:05:47,313 --> 00:05:49,474是吗? 对，这个料子摸起来好软…- Really? - The material is so soft.8500:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,445二头肌先生Hello, Mr. Bicep.8600:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,078你有在健身吗?You're working out?8700:05:55,388 --> 00:05:57,356我有在挤牙膏I try to squeeze things.8800:06:03,796 --> 00:06:05,161你还好吗?Are you okay?8900:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,559如果你真的想知道，If you really want to know...9000:06:07,834 --> 00:06:09,324我不能告诉你I can't tell you this.9100:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,031菲比，你什么都可以告诉我You can tell me anything.9200:06:12,271 --> 00:06:15,399事实上我就是不能告诉你Actually, you are the one person I can't tell this to.9300:06:15,708 --> 00:06:18,233但我又最想告诉你And the one person I want to the most.9400:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,139怎么了?What's going on?9500:06:23,449 --> 00:06:26,543因为我很久没跟男人在一起了I just haven't been with a guy in so long...9600:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,377有时你一直寻寻觅觅...and sometimes you're looking for something...9700:06:29,689 --> 00:06:33,318却没发现他就在你眼前喝咖啡...and it's right there in front of you, sipping coffee...9800:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,857我说太多了吗?Oh, no. Have I said too much?9900:06:38,398 --> 00:06:41,561总之你考虑一下，我就会考虑Just something to think about. I know I will.10000:06:54,881 --> 00:06:56,508你好可爱You are so cute.10100:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,381你怎么会这么可爱?How did you get to be so cute?10200:06:59,685 --> 00:07:01,880我爷爷是瑞典人My grandfather was Swedish.10300:07:02,121 --> 00:07:04,715我奶奶其实是只拇指兔And my grandmother was a tiny little bunny.10400:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,754你变得更可爱了Now you're even cuter.10500:07:09,929 --> 00:07:14,161这简直是今天的民意You know, that is a popular opinion today, I must say.10600:07:14,467 --> 00:07:17,061今天在咖啡馆有一件怪事The weirdest thing happened at the coffeehouse.10700:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,860我觉得菲比在钓我Phoebe was hitting on me.10800:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,800你在说什么?What are you talking about?10900:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,076是真的，菲比觉得我很有魅力I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.11000:07:27,914 --> 00:07:28,881不可能It's not possible.11100:07:33,319 --> 00:07:36,720抱歉，只是在菲比眼中你的迷人I'm sorry, Phoebe's just always thought you were charming...11200:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,015是无性的...in a sexless kind of way.11300:07:39,325 --> 00:07:42,123这种话真是百听不厌You know, I can't hear that enough.11400:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,691抱歉，你应该误解她的意思了I just think you misunderstood her.11500:07:45,965 --> 00:07:48,559我没有误解，好吗? 她只差没扑上来I didn't, okay? She was all over me.11600:07:48,868 --> 00:07:51,098她还摸我的二头肌尖叫She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.11700:07:51,838 --> 00:07:52,805这个二头肌?This bicep?11800:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,967是我现在没挤它Well, it's not flexed right now.11900:07:59,846 --> 00:08:02,781为什么你这么难相信菲比对我有意思?Why is it so hard for you to believe that Phoebe could be attracted to me?12000:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,472我没有啊It's not.
