跪求 英语课前三分钟的演讲稿 或者一些小故事、笑话也行 初一水平 （带翻译）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢
你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
Corn既可以表示“玉米\\\/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。
你说呢
一分钟英语童话故事演讲稿，带翻译
In china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat. 在中国，人们相信在很久以前猫和老虎是好朋友，而且猫比老虎聪明的多。
猫学习动作技巧很快，老虎却总是落后。
渐渐的，老虎不得不向猫学习了，猫也很有耐心的教老虎。
日复一日，月复一月，老虎终于也可以像猫一样，跑，跳，打滚，扑抓，撕咬，击打。
One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch. 一个夏天的下午，猫在打盹，老虎在边上坐着。
老虎看着猫，忽然想到，既然自己已经学会了猫的所有本领，为什么还要和这么小的动物一直做朋友呢
邪恶的老虎决定杀死熟睡中的猫，当作晚餐前的点心。
老虎站起来，邪恶的一步步靠近猫。
就在这时，猫醒来了。
聪明的她睁开眼睛立刻意识到老虎要干什么，于是立刻灵活的跳到了附近的大树上，爬到树顶。
The tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him. 老虎以为他已经学到了猫的所有本领，但他不知道猫还藏了一手爬树的本事。
“I kept the last technique of the tree climbing from you just because I suspected you might be can ungrateful friend.” The cat loudly told the tiger who watched under the tree helplessly.“我没有让你学这最后一个爬树的技巧，因为我怀疑你可能会是个不知感恩的朋友。
”猫高声告诉树下无奈的老虎。
The Rabbit and The Wolf’ One day a rabbit was walking near the hill. He heard someone crying,‘Help! Help!’It was a wolf. A big stone was on the wolfs back. He cried, Mr. Rabbit, take this big stone from my back, or I will die. The Rabbit moved the stone from the wolfs back. Then the wolf jumped and caught the rabbit. “If you kill me, I will never help you again.” Cried the rabbit . “Ha,ha!You will not live, because I will kill you. said the wolf.‘I helped you. How can you kill me? It’s unfair. You ask Mrs. Duck. She will say that you are wrong. said the rabbit. “I will ask her,” said the wolf. So they went to ask Mrs. Duck. The duck listened to their story and said,” What stone? I must see it. Then I can know who is right. “So the wolf and the rabbit and the duck went to see the stone. Now, put the stone back, said Mrs. Duck. So they put the stone back. Now the big stone is on the wolf’s back again.That’s all for my story. Thanks for listening.兔子和狼 一天，兔子先生正在山坡附近遛哒，他听到有人在呼救：“救命呀
救命呀
”他这边瞧瞧，那边望望，他发现了可怜的狼先生，一块大石头掉下来压在狼先生的背上，他起不来了。
他喊道：“兔先生，把这块大石头从我背上搬开，要不然我会死的。
”兔子好不容易把大石头从狼背上搬开，这时，狼跳起来，把兔子叼在嘴里。
“如果你吃了我，”兔子叫喊着，“只要我还活着，我再也不帮你的忙了。
” “你不会活了，”狼说，“因为我要吃了你了。
” “好人是不会杀救过他命的恩人的，”兔子说，“这很不公平，你去问鸭子夫人，她很胖，她样样事情都通晓，她一定会说没有一个好人会干出这种事情来。
” “我去问她”，于是，狼和兔子到了鸭子家。
狼说：“当兔子先生在山坡附近坐下时，我抓住了他，因此，我要吃掉他。
现在你来谈谈你是怎样想的吧。
” “我从他的背上搬开好大的一块石头，”兔子说，“因此，我说他不应该吃掉我，因为我救了他。
现在你说说你的看法吧。
” “什么石头
”鸭子夫人问。
“山附近一块石头，”兔子说。
“我必须去看看，”鸭子说，“如果我连那块石头也没有看见，那我怎么说得出我的看法
”于是，狼、兔子和鸭子一起去看那块石头。
现在你知道结果是什么了。
英语2分钟的演讲小故事
Talking clock 会说话的钟While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gong and hammer for? one of his friends asked. That is the talking clock, the man replied. How's it work?Watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。
“那个大铜锣和锤子是干用的
”他的一个朋友问他。
“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。
“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。
“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。
突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴
现在是凌晨两点钟了
”A GOVERNOR visiting a State prison was implored by a Convict to pardon him. What are you in for? asked the Governor. I held a high office, the Convict humbly replied, and sold subordinate appointments. Then I decline to interfere, said the Governor, with asperity; a man who abuses his office by making it serve a private end and purvey a personal advantage is unfit to be free. By the way, Mr. Warden, he added to that official, as the Convict slunk away, in appointing you to this position, I was given to understand that your friends could make the Shikane county delegation to the next State convention solid for - for the present Administration. Was I rightly informed? You were, sir. Very well, then, I will bid you good-day. Please be so good as to appoint my nephew Night Chaplain and Reminder of Mothers and Sisters.
5岁幼儿简短演讲稿我的梦想
我的梦想是当一位音乐艺术家，每天像小鸟一样在音乐的殿堂中沐浴，让美妙的乐曲流淌世界，让人们都能与我分享快乐，享受美好的生活。
看着十根手指在琴键上跳舞，或喜悦或忧伤的曲子在耳边响起，随着悲伤的曲子感动落泪，因为激昂的曲子精力充沛，重新振作。
我就是上帝派来给人们驱散烦恼和忧愁的天使， 弹奏出美妙的乐曲，让人们在人生的旅途中，更加轻松，愉快，忘记烦恼和忧愁。
使人在逆流中前进，把困难击退，编织起快乐的旋律，乘风破浪。
我弹奏的乐曲给人们带来精神的愉悦和享受，我会很快乐。
要想实现美好的梦想，只有靠我们现在好好学习, 努力掌握更多的技巧，那我的梦想就不再是幻想，很快就可以实现。
让我通过音乐那幸福的阶梯，通往幸福的航班。
让我们为自己的梦想而奋斗吧
来几篇适合小学生的英语演讲稿，大概在3分钟左右...
我盼望着2008年8月8日快点到来。
这是北京奥运会开幕的日子，是世界体育大家庭聚会北京的日子，更是每一个中国人倍感骄傲的日子。
I am looking forward to the days coming of Aug.8TH 2008, the day Beijing Olympic games will be opened, the day Sports family gather in beijing, and the day All the Chinese feel proud. 作为一个小主人，我真想成为一名光荣的奥运志愿者，可是到了那时，我还太小，不能成为一个真正的志愿者，但是，我依然可以为北京奥运会做出自己的贡献。
As a littke host , I really want to be honorable volunteer for it, however, I am still too young to be a real volunteer , but I can still contribute for it (according as I am able) 首先，作为一个北京市的小市民，我要用我的热情、我的笑容迎接每一个来自世界各地的外国朋友，展示出我们北京人友好好客的精神风貌，让外国朋友们通过每一张北京人的笑脸感受北京。
First , as a citizen of Beijing, I will welcome every friend from all over the world with my enthusiasm and smile to show us beijing people’s friendship and hospitality. And let theforeigh friends know(feel) Beijing from the smile on our face 其次，我要更加努力的学习英语，在奥运会举办期间，能够用英语和外国朋友们说话、交流，为他们提供我力所能及的帮助，比如：做个小翻译、帮外国人指路等等，让外国朋友通过每一个北京人热情的帮助喜欢北京。
Then\\\/second, I will study English harder.During the Olympic Games ,I can communicate with the foreigh friends in english and serve for them such as to be a interpreter and show them the way, let them love beijing more from our enthusiastic help 再次，我也要学习更多的有关北京、奥运的知识，将来可以为外国朋友介绍咱们美丽的北京，以及北京悠久的历史和灿烂的文化，要让他们通过和每一个北京人的交流更加了解北京，了解中国。
爱爱英语学习风站 Third, I will learn more knowadge about Beijing and The Olympic Games in order to introduce the beautiful beijing to foreigners and its long history and splendor culture in the future.Let them Kow more about China by talking to each Beijinger 最后，我还要动员我身边的每一个同学，大家一起学习文明礼仪，一起加强和宣传环保意识，为北京奥运会办成一个真正的“绿色奥运、人文奥运、科技奥运”从我做起、从现在做起。
At last I will mobilize every students around me to learn civilized manners andstrenth the consciousness of theprotecting the enivoement .we should do from now on for beijing Olympic Game to be a real Green Olympics, humanities Olympics, technology Olympics “同一个世界，同一个梦想”，我希望我的梦想能够变为现实 “One word One dream” I hope my dream will come true 麻烦采纳，谢谢!
小学生1—3分钟英语演讲稿(带翻译)
Our School我的学校 Good morning, my dear teachers and friends! My name is Li Bingke, from class four O five. Today, I am very happy to be here. My topic is “Our School”. My dear friends, welcome to our school! My school is very beautiful! It has a big playground. We can play and do some sports there. Near the playground, there is a garden. Many trees and flowers are there. So the air is very clean and we can hear birds singing in the trees. It is so wonderful. Our teaching buildings are around the garden and look like our teachers’ arms to welcome us. We can draw pictures in the art room on the first floor and read story-books in the library on the second floor. My classroom is on the third floor. It is clean and bright. We like to study in it. The computer room is on the fifth floor. We can sing and dance in the music room on the sixth floor. What a lot of fun! We can have lunch in the canteen near Defang Teaching Building. In our school, our teachers work hard and help us with our lessons. We study hard and listen to teachers carefully. After class, our teachers play with us and we feel very happy. Our school is so nice and our teachers are so kind. We all love them. Dear friends, do you like them? That's all. Thanks! 早上好，我亲爱的老师和朋友们!我的名字是李Bingke ，来自一流的四个ö 5 。
今天，我很高兴到这里来。
我的主题是“我们的学校” 。
我亲爱的朋友，欢迎来到我们的学校!我的学校是一个很漂亮的!它有一个大操场。
我们可以发挥，也有一些运动。
附近的操场，有一个花园。
许多树木和花草在那里。
因此，空气很干净，我们可以听到鸟儿在树上歌唱。
这是如此美妙。
我们的教学楼是周围的花园和看起来像我们的老师的怀抱欢迎我们。
我们可以画画的美术室一楼和阅读故事书在图书馆的二楼。
我的教室在三楼。
这是清洁和光亮。
我们要研究它。
电脑室是五楼。
我们可以唱歌跳舞的音乐室六楼。
什么有很多乐趣!我们可以在食堂午餐附近德芳教学楼。
在我们的学校，我们的教师努力工作，帮助我们与我们的经验教训。
我们努力学习，认真听取教师。
下了课，发挥我们的教师与我们联系，我们感到非常高兴。
我们学校是太好，我们的教师是太好了。
我们都爱他们。
亲爱的朋友们，你喜欢他们吗?
