急求：英语电影经典搞笑台词（中英双语版）
Our dreams, they feel real while we're in them, right? It's ly when we wake up that we realize how things are actually strange. Let me ask you a questi, you, you never really remember the beginning of a dream do you? You always wind up right in the middle of . 我们做梦的时候，梦境是真实的，对不对
只有到醒来的时候才会意识到事情不对劲儿。
我问你，你从来都不记得梦从何而起是不是
你总是直接插入到梦中所发生的一切。
关于造梦的原型 Never recreate places from your memory. Always imagine new places! 不要根据记忆重塑梦境。
统统想像出全新的场景。
关于盗梦 the most resilient parasite? An Idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it. 最具有可塑性的是什么
是人的想法。
人类一个简单的念头可以创造城市。
一个念头可以改变世界重写一切游戏规则。
这就是为什么我要从梦中把它盗取出来。
关于生命的悔恨 The moment's passed. Whatever I do I can't change this moment. I'm about to call out to them. They run away. If I'm ever to see their faces gotta get back home. The real world. 那个时刻我没有把握住。
无论我做什么我都不能挽回。
我想要呼唤他们，他们却恰好跑开了。
如果我再见到他们的脸庞，我就只能回家去。
回到真实的世界。
关于爱 You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together. 你等着一辆火车，它会把你带到远方。
你明白自己希望火车把你带到哪儿，不过你也心存犹豫。
但这一切都没有关系——因为我们在一起。
关于放手 I can't stay with her anymore because she doesn't exist. I wish. I wish more than anything. But I can't imagine you with all your complexity, all you perfection, all your imperfection. Look at you. You are just a shade of my real wife. You're the best I can do; but I'm sorry, you are just not good enough. 她不是真实存在的，我不能和她呆在一起。
我也想，我比什么都想，但我想像不出你的复杂情绪、你的种种完美和不完美。
看看吧，你只是我妻子的一个影子。
你只是我竭尽全力能创造出来的而已，但是很遗憾，你远远比不上真实的她。
阿凡达》经典英文经典台词一：最多的台词 I SEE YOU 句子虽然很简单，但包含了复杂的意思。
可以蕴含看，理解，凝视，明白，观望等无数意义，越是简单的越代表了复杂的含义。
I SEE YOU 不是表象的我看见你。
应该是一种发自内心的一种沟通，以及一种带有敬意的词汇 经典英文经典台词二：最震撼的台词 THEY CAN NOT TAKE WHATEVERY THEY WANT~! 很煽情，很有号召力…… 经典英文经典台词三：鼓舞士气的经典台词 People heaven sent us a message 人类给我们带来了信息 And nobody can stop 而且没人能阻止 But we send them a message 但是我们也要让他们看到 Run as fast as the wind 像风一样奔跑 Tell other clans to come 告诉别的种族 Tell them that they toruk makto needs 告诉他们图鲁克所需要的 Fly now 飞吧 With me 和我一起 My brethrens 兄弟们 Sisters 姐妹们 And we are showing new people heaven 我们要让他们知道 Cannot take all they want 他们并不能得到所有 And that's，This is our land 因为，这里是——是我们的土地! Isabella Swan：You've got to give me some answers. Edward Cullen：I'd rather hear your theories. Isabella Swan：I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. Edward Cullen：That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy? 伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。
” ：“我宁可听你的推测。
” 伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性变异蜘蛛和氪石。
” ：“是那些之类的么
那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢
如果我是...那些坏人呢
” Edward Cullen：My family.......we're different from others of our kind.......we only hunt animals.........We've learned to control our thirst. But it's you ,your scent, It's like a drug to me .you're like my own personal brand of heroin ：“我的家人，和其他不同。
我们只捕猎动物。
我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。
但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。
” Isabella Swan: About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was part of him — and I didn’t know how potent that part might be — that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. 贝拉：有三件事我是可以肯定的：第一，Edward是一个；第二，在他身体内有一部分——我不知道那一部分起多大作用——非常渴望我的鲜血；第三，我毫无条件地、不可救药地爱上了他。
Edward Cullen：And so the lion fell in love with the lamb Isabella Swan：What a stupid lamb. Edward Cullen：What a sick, masochistic lion. 爱德华： 这么说，狮子爱上了羔羊…… 贝拉： 多愚蠢的羔羊啊。
爱德华：多霸道而变态的狮子啊。
Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct? 爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid. Edward：Good. Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. 贝拉：现在我害怕了。
爱德华：是吗。
贝拉: 我不是害怕你。
我只是害怕失去你。
Isabella Swan: You know，Everybody's staring. Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways. 贝拉：你知道，大家都在看我们。
爱德华：他不算……不，他只是在看。
我现在已不惧一切打破规则，反正我已经要下地狱了。
Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster? Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. 爱德华：那就是你所梦想的吗
成为怪物
贝拉：我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。
Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. Edward Cullen：Say it out loud. Say it. Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. 贝拉：我知道你是什么了。
你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。
你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。
你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。
你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。
爱德华：“大声的说出来那是什么。
说出来。
” 伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。
” Bella: How old are you? Edward: Seventeen. Bella: How long have you been seventeen? Edward: A while. 贝拉：你几岁
爱德华：17岁。
贝拉：你17岁多久了
爱德华：有一阵子了。
Edward: Bella, you are my life now. 爱德华：贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
Bella: I dream about being with you forever. Edward: Forever? Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me? 贝拉：我梦想永远和你在一起 爱德华：永远
爱德华：和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗
Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal. 贝拉：最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
Edward：Isabella Swan，I promise to love you every moment forever. 爱德华：伊莎贝拉·斯旺，我答应会爱你到海枯石烂，至死不渝。
Jane：She is still human, the volturi don' give second chances. 简：她仍然是一个人类，沃尔图里不会给她第二次机会的。
Bella：Why are you so against me to come with you? 贝拉：你为什么这么反感和我在一起
Edward：I know the consequences of the choice you are making after a few decades, everyone you know will be dead. 爱德华：我知道你做出这个决定的后果，若干年后，你熟悉的人都将一一死去。
Jacob：You wouldn't have to change for me, bella. i am in love with you. and i want you to pick me and start a family. 雅各布：为什么不给我个机会呢，贝拉。
我是真的爱你，我真的希望你能选择我并和我永远在一起。
Jacob：You have to consider the idea that i might be better for her than you are. 雅各布：你应该考虑一下，也许我比你更适合照顾她。
Bella：Edward, she found us. 贝拉：爱德华，她知道我们在这。
Edward：I will protect you no matter what 爱德华：我会一直保护你。
Bella：You don't know what you're getting yourself into. 贝拉：你不知道你将你自己卷入了什么。
Jacob：I am gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. 雅各布：我将为你而战，直到到我的心脏停止跳动的那一刻。
sabella Swan：You've got to give me some answers. 伊莎贝拉：“你必须给我些解释。
” Edward Cullen：I'd rather hear your theories. 爱德华：“我宁可听你的推测。
” Isabella Swan：I have considered radioactive spiders and kryptonite. 伊莎贝拉：“我考虑过放射性导致变异的蜘蛛侠和克力普敦超人。
” Edward Cullen：That's all superhero stuff, right? What if I'm not the hero? What if I'm... the bad guy? 爱德华：“那不都是些超级英雄之类的吗
那如果我不是那些英雄的话呢
如果我是...坏人呢
” Edward: My family, we're different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. We have learned how to control our thirst. But it's you, your scent, it's like a drug to me. You 're like my own personal brand of heroin. 爱德华：“我的家人，和其他吸血鬼不同。
我们只捕猎动物。
我们已经学会如何控制我们的欲望。
但是你，你的气味，对我来说就像毒品一样，你就像我私人的海洛因。
” Edward：And you’re worried, not because you’re headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct? 爱德华：你有点担心，不是担心要去见一家子吸血鬼，而是担心这些吸血鬼不喜欢你，对吧
Isbella Swan：Now I'm afraid. 伊莎贝拉：“现在我害怕了。
” Edward：Good. 爱德华：“是吗。
” Isabella Swan:I'm not afraid of you. I'm only afraid of losing you. 伊莎贝拉: “我不是害怕你。
我只是害怕失去你。
” Isabella Swan: You know，Everybody's staring. 伊莎贝拉：“你知道，大家都在看我们。
” Edward Cullen: Not that guy. No he just looked. Breaking all the rules now anyways. Since I‘m going to hell. 爱德华：“那个人不是，他只是看看。
现在我们打破所有规矩了，反正我要去地狱的。
” Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster? 爱德华：“那就是你所梦想的吗
成为怪物
” Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever. 贝拉：“我梦想的是永远的跟你在一起。
” Edward: Forever? 爱德华：“永远
” Edward: Is it not enough just to have a long and happy life with me? 爱德华：“和我快乐地过完一辈子不够吗
” Bella: If this ends badly being that I become the meal. 贝拉：“最坏的结局就是我变为盘中餐吧。
” Edward: Bella, you are my life now. 爱德华：“贝拉，现在你就是我的生命了。
” Edward Cullen：I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore. 爱德华：“我再也没有能力离开你半步了。
” Isabella Swan: [to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change colour and you never eat or come out into the sun. 贝拉：我知道你是什么了。
你的速度飞快，而且强而有力。
你的皮肤苍白而且冰冷。
你的眼睛会变色，有时你的声音像是来自另个时空的。
你从来不吃不喝，你也从不出现在阳光下。
Edward Cullen：Say it ,out loud. Say it. 爱德华：“大声的说出来。
说啊
” Isabella Swan: ...Vampire. 伊莎贝拉：“……吸血鬼。
” Isbella: How old are you? 伊莎贝拉：你几岁
Edward: Seventeen. 爱德华：“17岁。
” Isbella: How long have you been seventeen? 伊莎贝拉：你17岁多久了
Edward: A while. 爱德华：有一阵子了。
1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. 外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛. 2.We’re the luckiest sons-of-*es in the world. 我们是真*走运极了.(地道的美国骂人) 3.There is nothing I couldn’t give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you’re heart to me. 如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧. 4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. 读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫.(好像有些片面,但比较真实) 5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you’re in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what’s going to happen, or who I’m going to meet, where I’m going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don’t intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you’re going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。
10.We’re women. Our choices are never easy. 我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump. (another touching sentence) 你跳,我就跳. 12.Will you give us a chance to live? 能不能给我们留一条生路? 13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和生死离别,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣. 14.You’re going to get out of here. You’re going to go on and you’re going to make lots of babies and you’re going to watch them grow and you’re going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. 你一定会脱险的,你要活下去,生很多孩子,看着他们长大.你会安享晚年,安息在温暖的床上,而不是今晚在这里,不是像这样的死去。
英语版经典搞笑三句半台词
一《Shawshank Redemption肖申克的救赎》 1.You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. 你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。
2.There is something inside ,that they can't get to , that they can't touch. That's yours. 那是一种内在的东西, 他们到达不了,也无法触及的,那是你的。
3.Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一个好东西,也许是最好的,好东西是不会消亡的。
二《Forrest Gump 阿甘正传》 1.Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。
2.Stupid is as stupid does. 蠢人做蠢事()。
3.Miracles happen every day. 奇迹每天都在发生。
4.Jenny and I was like peas and carrots. 我和形影不离。
5.Have you given any thought to your future? 你有没有为将来打算过呢。
6． You just stay away from me please. 求你离开我。
7． If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away. 你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。
8． It made me look like a duck in water. 它让我如鱼得水。
9． Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do. 死亡是生命的一部分，是我们注定要做的一件事。
10． I was messed up for a long time. 这些年我一塌糊涂。
11． I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidentally―like on a breeze. 我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。
三《The Lion King狮子王》 1. Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. 世界上所有的生命都在微妙的平衡中生存。
2. I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。
3. I'm only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。
4. When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。
5. It's like you are back from the dead. 好像你是死而复生似的。
6. You can't change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。
7. Yes, the past can hurt. But I think you can either run from it or learn from it. 对，过去是痛楚的，但我认为你要么可以逃避，要么可以向它学习。
8. This is my kingdom. If I don't fight for it, who will? 这是我的国土，我不为她而战斗，谁为呢
9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie. 我为何要相信你
你所说的一切都是谎话。
10. I'll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。
四《Gone with The Wind 乱世佳人》 1.Land is the only thing in the world worth working for, worth fighting for, worth dying for. Because it's the only thing that lasts. 土地是世界上唯一值得你去为之工作, 为之战斗, 为之牺牲的东西,因为它是唯一永恒的东西。
2.I wish I could be more like you. 我要像你一样就好了。
3.Whatever comes, I'll love you, just as I do now. Until I die. 无论发生什么事,我都会像现在一样爱你,直到永远 4.I think it's hard winning a war with words.我认为纸上谈兵没什么作用。
5. Sir, you're no gentleman. And you miss are no lady. 先生,你可真不是个君子,小姐,你也不是什么淑女。
6.I never give anything without expecting something in return. I always get paid. 我做任何事不过是为了有所回报,我总要得到报酬。
7.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. 哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你。
8.I love you more than ever loved any woman. And waited longer for you than waited for any woman. 此句只可意会不可言传。
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9.If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again! 即使让我撒谎,去偷,去骗,去杀人,上帝作证,我再也不要挨饿了。
10.Now I find myself in a world which for me is worse than death. A world in which there is no place for me. 现在我发现自己活在一个比死还要痛苦的世界,一个无我容身之处的世界。
11.You're throwing away happiness with both hands. And reaching out for something that will never make you happy. 你把自己的幸福拱手相让,去追求一些根本不会让你幸福的东西。
12.Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all, tomorrow is another day. 家,我要回家.我要想办法让他回来.不管怎样,明天又是全新的一天。
五 1.Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming. 外表看,我是个教养良好的小姐,骨子里,我很反叛. 2.We're the luckiest sons-of-bitches in the world. 我们是真他妈的走运极了.(地道的美国国骂) 3.There is nothing I couldn't give you, there is nothing I would deny you, if you would not deny me. Open you're heart to me. 如果你不违背我,你要什么我就能给你什么,你要什么都可以.把你的心交给我吧. 4.What the purpose of university is to find a suitable husband. 读大学的目的是找一个好丈夫. 5.Remember, they love money, so just pretend like you own a goldmine and you're in the club. 只要你装得很有钱的样子他们就会跟你套近乎。
6.All life is a game of luck. 生活本来就全靠运气。
7.I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的,不知会遇见什么人,会有什么样的结局。
8.I figure life is a gift and I don't intend on wasting it. You never know what hand you're going to get dealt next. You learn to take life as it comes at you. 我觉得生命是一份礼物,我不想浪费它,你不会知道下一手牌会是什么,要学会接受生活。
9.To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。
10.We're women. Our choices are never easy. 我们是女人,我们的选择从来就不易。
11.You jump, I jump. (another touching sentence) 12.Will you give us a chance to live? 能不能给我们留一条生路? 13.God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes, and there shall be no more death. Neither shall there be sorrow or dying, neither shall there be any more pain, for the former world has passed away. 上帝擦去他们所有的眼泪.死亡不再有,也不再有悲伤和,不再有痛苦,因往事已矣. 六《Sleepless in Seattle西雅图不眠夜》 1.Work hard! Work will save you. Work is the only thing that will see you through this. 努力工作吧!工作能拯救你.埋头苦干可令你忘记痛楚. 2.You make millions of decisions that mean nothing and then one day your order takes out and it changes your life. 你每天都在做很多看起来毫无意义的决定,但某天你的某个决定就能改变你的一生. 3.Destiny takes a hand.命中注定. 4.You know, you can tell a lot from a person's voice. 从一个人的声音可以知道他是怎样的人. 5.People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again. 真爱过的人很难再恋爱. 6.You know it's easier to get killed by a terrorist than get married over the age of 40. 你知道,女人过了40想出嫁就难了,被恐怖分子杀死都比这容易. 7.You are the most attractive man I ever laid ears. 你是我听过的最帅的男士. 8.Why would you want to be with someone who doesn't love you? 为什么留恋一个不爱你的人? 9.When you're attracted to someone it just means that your subconscious is attracted to their subconscious, subconsciously. So what we think of as fate, is just two neuroses knowing they're a perfect match. 当你被某个人吸引时,那只是意味着你俩在潜意识里相互吸引.因此,所谓命运,就只不过是两个疯子认为他们自己是天造一对,地设一双. 10.Everybody panics before they get married.每个人婚前都会紧张的. 11.Your destiny can be your doom.命运也许会成为厄运. 12.The reason I know this and you don't is because I'm younger and pure. So I'm more in touch with cosmic forces. 之所以我知道而你不知道是因为我年幼纯洁,所以我比较能接触宇宙的力量. 13.I don't want to be someone that you're settling for. I don't want to be someone that anyone settles for. 我不想要你将就,我也不想成为将就的对象. 14.What if something had happened to you? What if I couldn't get to you? What would I have done without you? You're my family. You're all I've got. 要是你出了事怎么办?要是我找不到你怎么办?我该怎么办?你是我的家人,你是我的一切. 七 1. Money is not everything. There's MasterCard. 钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。
7. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 。
9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
11. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。
14. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。
15. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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50句英语经典正能量电影台词
1. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it’s called present
昨天为历史，明天是的，而今天是上天赐予我礼物，这就是为我们把它叫做现在
——《功夫熊猫》2. If there’s any kind of magic in the world, it must be the attempt of understanding someone or share something.如果世上真的有什么奇迹，那么一定是去理解他人和与人分享。
——《日出之前》3. I promise you, if God had gifted me with wealth and beauty, I would make it as hard for you to leave me now as it is for me to leave you.告诉你吧，如果上帝赐予我财富和美貌，我会让您难以离开我，就像我现在难以离开您。
——《简·爱》4. Time erodes all such beauty, but what it cannot diminish… is the wonderful workings of your mind. Your humor, your kindness… and your moral courage.时间可以吞噬一切,但它丝毫不能减少的是你伟大的思想,你的幽默,你的善良,还有你的勇气。
——《小妇人》5. I was blessed to have you in my life. When I look back on these days, I’ll look and see your face.You were right there for me.在我的生命中有你是多么幸运,当我回忆过去, 眼前就会浮现你的脸庞 ,你总会在那守候着我。
——《珍珠港》6. I guess our love story will never be seen on the big wide silver screen, but it hurt just as badly when I had to watch you go.我想，我们的故事永远不会出现在银幕上，可是当我看着你离去，我的心一样的痛楚。
——《卡萨布兰卡》7. If you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.爱的次数不需多，只需真爱。
真爱需要时间去经营，需要用心去了解，需要胸襟去包容。
——《初恋50次》8. Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness. And they live by what they hear.Such people become crazy,or they become legends …有些人能清楚地听到自己内心深处的声音，并以此行事。
这些人要么变成了疯子，要么成为传奇。
——《秋日传奇》9. To be a princess, you have to believe you are one. You’ve got to walk the way you think a princess would walk. Smile and wave, and just have fun.要想成为公主，你得相信自己就是一个公主。
你应该像你所想象中的公主那般为人处世。
高瞻远嘱，从容不迫，笑对人生。
——《公主日记》10. You got a dream,you gotta protect it.People can’t do something themselves,they wanna tell you you can’t do it.If you want something,go get it.不要别人告诉你该做什么，有梦想，就得保护。
他人做不成什么事情，就跟你说你也做不成。
如果你想要什么，就要去争取。
——《当幸福来敲门》We never had the chance to explore the outside world because of my dad's one rule:New is always bad. Never not be afraid! 我们从没机会探索外面的世界，是因为我爸爸的那条规则：新事物是不好的，永远要小心!——《疯狂原始人》This path has been placed before you. The choice is yours alone. 路就在你脚下，你自己决定。
——《星球大战－首部曲》Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan.没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分。
It takes a strong man to save himself, and a great man to save another.坚强的人只能救赎自己，伟大的人才能拯救他人。
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.希望是美好的，也许是人间至善，而美好的事物永不消逝.Some birds aren't meant to be caged, that's all. Their feathers are just too bright...有的鸟是不会被关住的，因为它们的羽毛太美丽了
Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free. A strong man can save himself. A greatman can save another.懦怯囚禁人的灵魂，希望可以感受自由。
强者自救，圣者渡人。
--《肖申克的救赎》Your story may not have a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are, it is restof your story, who you choose to be.你或许没有一个幸福的开始，但是这并不能够代表你的所有，接下来你的生活取决于你的选择。
--《功夫熊猫2》When you choose to become others, you will lose yourself.当你选择成为别人时，你将失去你自己。
--《纳尼亚传奇3》差不多了啦，可能没有五十句，再多也不精彩了。
鼠来宝1中英文台词对照，尽量找20句以上经典搞笑台词，急用，谢谢您的帮助
请采纳我的问题 1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。
到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。
” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了
” “是啊
”女佣回道。
“亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗
”女主人再次训。
“我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗
” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的
”女主人生气地反驳。
“我也是啊
”女佣高兴地附和。
3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。
一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。
警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。
警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。
警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。
警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。
警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了
司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车
只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。
司机吓的牙直打颤。
突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊
我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。
” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久
” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么
十年
十个月十天
” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗
” 学生：“能，他们都死了。
” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。
”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。
夜半，起火，不明原因。
非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。
消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀
都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快
” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。
于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。
那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。
”于是他开始打点行李。
一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊
”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。
” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准
咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头
” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫感谢上帝它就跑;叫赞美上帝它才停下。
”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。
一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。
果然，马停下来了。
死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”我打了很久，请采纳1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \\\\oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\\\\ 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \\\\are you pregnant?\\\\ \\\\Yes!\\\\ The maid answered. Export \\\\kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\\\\ The hostess training again. \\\\Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\\\\ \\\\But I conceive is my husband!\\\\ The hostess retorted angrily. \\\\Me too!\\\\ The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \\\\would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\\\\ 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \\\\you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\\\\ Patient: \\\\please tell me how long will I live?\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten...\\\\ Patient anxiously asked: \\\\what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\\\\ Doctor: \\\\ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\\\\ 6, teacher: \\\\can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\\\\ Student: \\\\yes, they are all dead.\\\\ 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \\\ urse, give or take an injection.\\\\ Qiang a clap a thigh: \\\\the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\\\\ 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \\\\my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\\\\ 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \\\\Go ahead\\\\. The man thought, \\\\Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\\\\ So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \\\\what are you doing?\\\\ He said: \\\\I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\\\\ Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \\\\let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\\\\ 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \\\\this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\\\\ thank god \\\\it ran; called\\\\ praise god \\\\it didn't stop.\\\\ Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \\\\praise god\\\\. Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \\\\thank god.........\\\\I played for a long time, please
谁有比较经典的，搞笑的，短一点的英语电影台词
1、子乔：曾小你是一个男人，能让你的应该是魔鬼的身材而不是的后妈
2、小贤，昨天我右眼皮跳你也说我有艳遇。
子乔：你不懂，左眼跳桃花开，右眼跳菊花开。
正所谓……忽如一夜春风来，春天里那个百花开
3、小贤：不会啊，《魔鬼的后妈》只有24集啊。
关谷：可是你之前还看了40集的《我的亲娘在哪里》，80集的《离婚了不哭》，还有160集的《当媳妇熬成婆》。
恭喜你……你经历了一个女人的一生
4、一菲：我们是有身份的客人，别弄得跟装修队一样。
5、小贤：我是新——新——新来的
第一季的时候，我可是主角
6、一菲：听着，以前的格局是展博，宛瑜和我。
现在他们俩在一起了，就成了展博和宛瑜（顿）还有我。
明白吗
关谷：哦
我知道。
这就是我常做的中文断句练习。
破产姐妹搞笑经典英文台词
I have two rules in life: Never drink from the same well as a gypsy, and never lend money to friends. 我人生有两大金科玉律：第一，永远不和吉普赛人喝同一口井的水;第二 永远不借钱给朋友。
That's your brand. The muscle and the hustle. The double-D's and the ditz. 这是你们的招牌。
一个勤奋一个瞎忙活，波霸姐和无脑妹。
I see an opportunity, and I make it happen. 只要有机会，我绝不让它溜走。
Listen, everybody's broke in their 20s, and everybody hides form stuff, you run intofreezers, I practice ignorance and blackout drinking. 听着，谁二十多岁的时候不是穷光蛋。
人人都有要逃避的事情，你选择躲进冷藏室，我选择视而不见和用酒精麻痹。
Don't run, it's Han. For him, every step we take is like a 100-meter dash. 不用跑，是Han而已。
我们走一步，对他的小短腿来说那就是百米冲刺。
This is who I am. Nobody says you have to like it. 我就是我，没人非要你喜欢。
There is no luck. There is only work. 世上没什么运气，只有努力去挑战。
People who hate you, but can't kill you. That's what family is. 家人就是恨你却又不能杀你的人。
When you don't have enough money to fix your own mistakes, you've make your own magic. 当你没钱弥补你犯下的错误时，那就得靠自己创造奇迹。
It's cool if you don't want to join in on the cupcake dream, but at least wait till you find another. It's a dream, not a man. 如果你不想加入蛋糕梦也没关系，但你至少要找到别的梦想。
这是梦想，不是男人。
We are two very different kinds of idiots, but we're idiots. 虽然我们傻法不同，但都是傻子。
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